Monday, November 14, 2011

Might Mohammed Al-Fayed possibly purchase Hampton Court as a retirement home now that he has sold Harrods?

I believe so dear boy. I also have it on very good authority that a certain Prince of Wales is most keen to see his mother and father enter the retirement home. However, before he commits them to the luxurious surroundings, he requires sworn affidavits that the Al Fayed chappie will have nothing whatsoever to do with food preparation in said establishment. He does wish to be King but it would rest heavy on his conscience if his dear mama and papa expired through food poisoning.

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